The Combatants
The Joker: Chemically whitened skin and a face with a permanent grin, the joker comes off as unimposing and seemingly physically weak. (Though this varies from writer to writer as even DC cannot get the character’s origin straight). He has been known to employ weapons of his own making usually in the form of deadly prop weapons. Highly intelligent in both Chemistry and Engineering the Joker is wild (haha see what I did there poker joke)…….. But in all seriousness, the Joker is not someone to fuck with. Immune to poison due to his own work with poison and his constant abuse of it, he is even immune to his own poison which makes its victims laugh to death and die with a grin on their face. It is believed that the joker has what is known as “Super Sanity” this is a condition either from extreme trauma or lack of knowing what is truly real. It is a constant reinventing of oneself to suit what the joker needs for the day (as displayed in The Dark Knight’s Joker Portrayed by Heath Ledger when the joker tells varying stories on “How he got these scars”). And to his credit the Joker has been known to put together some deviously cruel plans that make even fans of the Joker cringe (case and point, Barbara Gordon’s origin of how she became Oracle).
The Joker: Chemically whitened skin and a face with a permanent grin, the joker comes off as unimposing and seemingly physically weak. (Though this varies from writer to writer as even DC cannot get the character’s origin straight). He has been known to employ weapons of his own making usually in the form of deadly prop weapons. Highly intelligent in both Chemistry and Engineering the Joker is wild (haha see what I did there poker joke)…….. But in all seriousness, the Joker is not someone to fuck with. Immune to poison due to his own work with poison and his constant abuse of it, he is even immune to his own poison which makes its victims laugh to death and die with a grin on their face. It is believed that the joker has what is known as “Super Sanity” this is a condition either from extreme trauma or lack of knowing what is truly real. It is a constant reinventing of oneself to suit what the joker needs for the day (as displayed in The Dark Knight’s Joker Portrayed by Heath Ledger when the joker tells varying stories on “How he got these scars”). And to his credit the Joker has been known to put together some deviously cruel plans that make even fans of the Joker cringe (case and point, Barbara Gordon’s origin of how she became Oracle).
Kefka Palazzo :
Magitek Elite and General of the Gestahl Empire. The man is a Psychopath and a nihilist, these
two form into some of the most memorable and horrific scenes in a Final Fantasy
Game. He employs tactics that would and
have made other generals in the empire cringe.
Having poisoned the water in the city of Doma in order to weaken forces
in order to easier siege and destroy the forces he faced. But he does not stop there. Oh no oh no he gets worse. Later in the game after they reach the home
of the Warring Triad Espers and with their power he kills the emperor and
reshapes the world and becomes the god of the ruined world he has created. How do you talk to a man who has never loved,
never believed in love? How do you talk
to a man who has never had friends, never tried to be friends with anyone? His only driving ambition is to watch the world
burn and destroy everything.
THE FIELD OF BATTLE:
The battle comes each sending out lackies of their own. Harley Quinn the Joker’s deranged lover willingly takes the field to defend her puddin from the military forces of Kefka. Armed to the teeth with joker’s weapons and spraying joker’s deadly gas into the mess of men and men riding Magitek Armor. To aid Harley is joker’s numerous cronies who are either too afraid to fight back against the joker or are trying to get in good with the clown prince of crime. Guns, explosives deaths on both sides, Harley and the cronies eventually will over power the forces of the former Gestahl empire. The joker dressed in military garb to suit the mood, will stride out to meet the clown general Kefka. The two wax political and laugh at each other and the losses of their worn and tired troops. Neither one will be able to get a word in edge wise on the other. The two clowns will fight each not gaining an upper hand despite magic and other seemingly cheap tactics the other can throw at each other. The two will fight off and on until they decide that their evil genius minds can be better suited to conquer than to fight each other. Too the teams credit they could and probably would end up taking over the world. But no union is harmonious as neither trusts the other. With the world now split and both sides having taken armies and generals the world crumbling at their feet as the Kefka and The Joker fight each other into a stalemate.
The battle comes each sending out lackies of their own. Harley Quinn the Joker’s deranged lover willingly takes the field to defend her puddin from the military forces of Kefka. Armed to the teeth with joker’s weapons and spraying joker’s deadly gas into the mess of men and men riding Magitek Armor. To aid Harley is joker’s numerous cronies who are either too afraid to fight back against the joker or are trying to get in good with the clown prince of crime. Guns, explosives deaths on both sides, Harley and the cronies eventually will over power the forces of the former Gestahl empire. The joker dressed in military garb to suit the mood, will stride out to meet the clown general Kefka. The two wax political and laugh at each other and the losses of their worn and tired troops. Neither one will be able to get a word in edge wise on the other. The two clowns will fight each not gaining an upper hand despite magic and other seemingly cheap tactics the other can throw at each other. The two will fight off and on until they decide that their evil genius minds can be better suited to conquer than to fight each other. Too the teams credit they could and probably would end up taking over the world. But no union is harmonious as neither trusts the other. With the world now split and both sides having taken armies and generals the world crumbling at their feet as the Kefka and The Joker fight each other into a stalemate.
WINNER: NO ONE……seriously
no one. This fight is a draw. Anti-Magic is not beyond the scope of what
the Joker can counter. Immune to poison
Kefka cannot hope to poison him. The two
would see the brilliance in the other and work together for a time until they
realized that neither would be able to work with the other and the fight would
resume with the world suffering as the two fought for supremacy. When
two psychopaths fight no one wins.
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